Arklowsfinest.com Fun & Games
Welcome to the first ever Arklowsfinest.com down in one competition.
Rules: To see who can drink a pint the fastest in one foul swoop.
Arklowsfinest.com Down In 1 Winner
Click below to view winning attempt.
Contestant No.17: Ready        
Time: 4.78 Secs        
Verdict: Blew all the opposition out
of the watern with that lightning fast
action. A little bit of spillage near
the end but we'll turn a blind eye to
that. Thats gonna take some
beating and time is running out.
Click the pic above to view Readys
winning attempt.
So there ya have people the first ever arklowsfinest.com competition turned
out to be a great success. We had 20 entrants which is decent. No one could
beat Readys impressive time. But there were loads of excellent attempts.
Everyone under 10 secs deserves some credit. But the bottom three and
especially Murf need a bit of a talkin to. Very poor.
So congratulations to Ready. Will have to think of a prize but I'm sure the boys
will buy him a few pints. Until next time.
Click the picture to view The Videos:
Contestant No.5:The Fish        
Time:15 Seconds        
Verdict:A respectable enough
attempt from The Fish, but not
good enough to trouble the
leaders. Didn't live up to his
name.
Contestant No.3: Jammy
English Attempt 2
Time:9.68 Seconds    
Verdict: Jammy's 2nd
attempt is a belter,he
blows kinsy outta the
water. Can Kinsy respond.
Contestant No.1: Dan
Rush
Time:31Seconds
Verdict: Very poor effort,
must drink
more to improve
Jammy's 1st Attempt
Contestant No.6: Murf
Time:25 Seconds        
Verdict:Poor attempt, looked like
murf needed to come up for air
every few seconds. Needs to
improve technique.
But listen out for the brill
commentary on the vid.
Contestant No.2: Denis
Fisher
Time: 11.24seconds
Verdict:Excellent attempt
from the young
Fisher. He drinks like a fish
ha
Contestant No.4: David
Kinsella
Time:9.87 seconds        
Verdict: Fantastic from
young Kinsy
That pint never stood a
chance.
Contestant No.7: Brian K
Time: 5.5Seconds             
Verdict:There was a pint
there somewhere if ya
blinked ya missed it.
Excellent attempt there and
a genuine contender for
top spot.
Contestant No.9:Dan Rush
2nd attempt
Time:18.26 seconds        
Verdict:
A far better attempt
this time from dan although not
nearly good enough to trouble
the leaders. Keep trying Dan
Contestant No.8:Colm M
Time: 6.02 Seconds        
Verdict: Pint, what pint?
This is noplace for the
fainhearted now as we sort the
men from the boys. Colm with a
super attempt there. Just 5
tenths off brians time. Cool
Contestant No.11: Mark K
Time:  12.36 seconds       
Verdict:Another good effort
there nothin special but
showed alot of potential. Mid
table mediocrity for Mark
Contestant No.12: Taz
Time: 12.72 seconds      
Verdict: Another attempt
around the 12sec mark.
Good acceptable attempt by
Taz. Must improve to reach
the top
Contestant No.10: Gaff
Time:10.96 seconds        
Verdict: Valiant effort
there from gaff, not up
with the big 2 but easily
holding his own.
Contestant No.14: Richie C
Time:6.62       
Verdict: Well not surprisingly
Richie flung that pint into him fairly
swift like. Being a big pig helps. I
had to add a half a second as the
pint wasn't completly full. But he
moves into third place. This was
his 2nd attempt
Contestant No.13:Rythym

Time: 11.27 seconds
Verdict:Decent effort
from the last of this weeks
contestants. Not good
enough to trouble the big
boys but showed good
technique.
Contestant No.15: Tom Roche
Time:7.32 seconds     
Verdict: Not a bad attempt if I do
say so myself. Not able to
compete with those young lads
though. Maybe next time.
View Richies
First Attempt
Here
Contestant No.16: Jim
Roche
Time:6.68 seconds       
Verdict: Good effort from
Jim seeing as he is the
oldest contestant so far.
Trying to prove to himself he
can keep up with the young
lads. In contention for a
champions league place.
Contestant No.18: Byrne        
Time:11.59 secs      
Verdict: A decent effort from Paul
but i'm afraid its gonna be mid
table mediocrity for byrne and boy
he was struggling a bit at the end
there. Looked like that pint might
have been on its way back up.
Contestant No.21: Martin
Roche
Time:8.45 seconds    
Verdict: Marty put in a good
solid effort. A little spillage
but we'll let him away with as
he is not in contention. Solid
effort.
Contestant No.19: Noel
Kavanagh
Time:6.78 seconds       
Verdict: Decent effort from
scal. That was his 2nd
attempt in about 5 minutes.
Fair play. This was the
fastest. Sorry bout the
quality it was my phone.
Contestant No.20: Mick Rees
Time:9.32seconds      
Verdict: Mick is a slow starter but
once he found his rythm sunk that
hard. Like Noel that was Micks 2nd
attempt in about 5 minutes. Better
luck next time Rees.
Kinsy's Belly flop Dare
League Table
1. Ready                4.78 secs
2. Brian K              5.55 secs
3. Colm M             6.02 secs
4. Richie C            6.62 secs
5. J Roche            6.68 secs
6. N Kavanagh      6.78 secs
7. T Roche            7.32 secs
8. M Roche           8.45 secs
9. M Rees            9.32 secs
10. J English          9.68seconds
11. D Kinsella         9.87seconds
12. Gaff               10.96seconds
13. D Fisher         11.24Seconds
14.Rythym            11.27seconds
15. Byrne            11.59seconds   
16. Mark K           12.36seconds
17. Taz                12.72seconds
18. T Fish           15 seconds
19. D Rush         18.26Seconds
20. Murf              25 seconds
I dared Kinsy last week to do a Belly
flop over Mrs Doyles Hedge. And
low and behold the crazy fucker
went and done it. There is zero
visibility on this clip but you can
hear everything that happens
including Kinsys wimpish crys of
pain. enjoy. Click on the picture on
the right.
lisa


Ready